i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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