I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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