Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
