Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
worst night to have a conscience
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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