If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
