Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
We smell like vodka and hangover
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