hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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