I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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