He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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