This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
