I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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