How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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