In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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