This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!