I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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