I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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