The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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