you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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