He just called me juicy booty via text message.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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