I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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