dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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