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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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