You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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