i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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