So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize