At least make sure they are 18
Why
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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