I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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