i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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