Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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