i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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