A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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