I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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