Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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