can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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