Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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