Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Dicks are not precious.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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