i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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