maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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