I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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