we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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