It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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