We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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