There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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