You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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