doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
