This is not my ceiling
My hand turned me down
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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