Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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