i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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