kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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