WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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