They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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