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Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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