I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
