I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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